that's absolutely bonkers

Used by anime - loving/band kids who spend their time on discord trying to say this phrase.

Person A: Yo bro you hear about ur mom cheating on ur dad
Person B: That's absolutely bonkers bro

by Grammar Error August 14, 2023

Absolute perfection

the best girl to ever come into my life and she is so amazing and I truly knew what love us when I met her

Isas absolute perfection

by PBI69420 February 26, 2021

isak, the absolute chair man

A man who owns a server who normaly makes his staff suffer with jobs that are way too hard

please save them

"this isak, the absolute chair man man i like"
"yea me too"

by manMansan March 2, 2022

Absolutely cold

Very cold, an exaggeration referencing the absolute zero, the lowest temperature possible.

"It is absolutely cold this morning. I can't even feel my nose anymore!"

by WallaceMan January 15, 2021

Ivan (absolute lad)

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)

Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.

by Inoco November 21, 2021

absolute imbecile

the types of people who don't like Numberblocks

Mark is an absolute imbecile.

by theamazingtritri October 28, 2021

Absolute Shithouse

1: A house full of poo/feces/shit
2: When something happens that you so fucking hate you wanna kill all the dicks involved in this shit
3: The World Cup
4: Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton

1: I drowned in the absolute shithouse
2: That dick sucking cock is so fucking absolute shithosue
3: So, how was the absolute shithouse?
4: Hey look, it’s a bunch of absolute shithouse (s) on the TV!

by Fitzionmedick November 20, 2021