Dragon Adventures

I lied

its a hellscape

I wasted 6/15s of my life farming on dragon adventures

I... I just can't do it anymore. Goodbye, Volterra.

(walks into mob spawn zone)

by Vantablack the Enlightened November 25, 2022

Enchanted adventure garden

Vagina

Wow, she's hot. I'd love to get into her enchanted adventure garden!

by Drooty December 16, 2015

afanmMobile Adventures

smelly ugly and stinky,

bob called his friend afanmMobile Adventures

by anonymous September 9, 2020

Adventureer

ad-ven-chur-EEE-er
Noun: someonewho sleeps with multiple people, male and female, attempting to "explore" their sexuality. They will use the excuse "I was just exploring my sexuality, and I'm not into you" when they dump you because they don't like long-term relationships. You may find them at parties or outdoor events where you don't need an invite because they pick people up at social eventsl like these. These people seem naive when you question their motifs, and will ALWAYS deny being an adventureer or knowing what it is.

Julie: man, did you see John last night? He was totally coming on to me!

James: watch out, he's an adventureer! He went after me a few weeks ago!

by EnchiladaLady October 30, 2011

adventurize

To crawl into a fetal position and sob endlessly while eating whatever in reach.

Times like this I hate to go home, I just wanna sneak around and adventurize

by brawesome October 28, 2013

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

part 1 buff guys: British blokes use magic sunlight to kill vampire (not yet gay) that keeps surviving impossible situations

part 2 buff guys: Wacky 🇺🇸guy, 🇨🇮guy, and old lady use magic sunlight to kill ancient aztec macho-man vampires that wants a red rock

part 3 still buff: black guy, gay edgy teen, 🇯🇵guy, 🇫🇷guy, wacky 🇺🇸guy, and annoying dog travel za worldo to kill gay vampire from part 1 who survived an impossible situation. No magic sunlight, we have buff punchy ghosts invented by gay vampire now

part 4 less buff: 2 highschoolers (one gay), midget, manga artist, and no longer edgy guy that’s now a marine biologist kill the coolest serial killer with a hand fetish ever

part 5 no buff beyond this point: Blonde teenager the son of gay vampire, zipper guy, 🔫guy, 🖤guy, ✈️guy, crazy poison guy, cute girl (daughter of boss), and crippled 🇫🇷guy from part 3 (he will turn into a 🐢)kill 🏳️ ⚧️ boss of a mafia organization in 🇮🇹 because “say no to drugs.” Everyone’s gay in this part

part 6: Daughter of marine biologist, plankton from spongebob, ctrl c+ctrl v girl, ghost kid, weather guy, and non binary guy kill gay black priest that loved gay vampire guy. The priest is trying to pokemon evolve his punchy ghost

part 7: Cripple and wacky guy tries to win horse race across america but decided to compete with the US president in collecting the body parts of Jesus Christ instead. Spinning magic replace sunlight

part 8: dude really has 2 pairs of nutsacks bruh, wackiest shit ever

Man: I really love JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Man 2: yeah… I can tell

by Just another writer tater December 20, 2022

the adventures of aeiou

you lost the game xdddddddd

person 1: you lost the game xdddddddd
person 2: oh no
the adventures of aeiou

by Glitchy404 July 4, 2022