Jared

Someone on the surface who seems charming, likeable, losing 245 pounds to staring on a hit show. Deep inside it has an appetite for children, this is the Pedo Karen.

"Jared from Subway Is a pedophile."

"On breaking news, Jared Bell has now been convicted for endangering children with harmful material."

by RIP.exe July 29, 2021

Jared

Jared is black history

Jared was there when martain Luther king jr was giving his speech

by Wigglemybutt628382738 May 13, 2022

Jared

From ancient times of Judaism this powerful word mean't "The only one". Poets and Scholars throughout the ages have often come to think of this word, this name as the closet thing they could ever connect to a divine being. Truly blessed those that are given such a name, favoured by unknown entities that protect and offer goodwill to.

Always trust in a Jared for they truly are divine.

False ways to spell this include Jarrad, Jered, Jarad, Gerad, Jwardico and Jerad. May unlucky tidings pass those that say such blasphemy.

What's that on the hill? Oh that's Jared, he's pretty awesome.

Hey Jared can you impregnate my wife with your seed?

by General Pang Wang December 28, 2019

Jared

One of the cutest most amazing guys you could ever meet

He is very sweet and also sexy

I love Jared , he's so cool

by Cakeblaze August 7, 2017

Jared

Obviously gay. Like you don’t even have to guess. Wears glasses.

He’s such a Jared. I wonder what his boyfriend’s like.

by ~Q November 29, 2019

Jared

Queer/Homo/Tranny/Fag/Gender Fluid
Usually on some old dirt back road getting sucked off by a dude named T-Jizzle.

Careful around that guy, hes a jared, might try to suck you off

by anonymous April 17, 2023

jared zoot

An absolute scary monster of a zoot that only the biggest of zoot smokers can smoke

That's a Jared zoot bro, lemme have some tokes I wanna get Bruce lee'd

by Yea mate August 30, 2017