The beautiful girl you haul over your shoulder whilst twirling your moustache or flourishing your cape like a Proper Villain.
'Man, you see Professor Nefario snatch that girl reporter off of to his Doom Zeppelin?'
"Yeah, Glory Goodlove is just in this industry for the chance to be Shoulder Candy. She's been 'kidnapped' by Doctor Dominator, Teenage FrankenWolfe, The Asshole Dumpling Gang, and The Cuckholder."
"You'd think Captain White Knight would have broken off the engagement after The Cuckholder"
"That guy is never going to take the hint."
"Yeah, Glory Goodlove is just in this industry for the chance to be Shoulder Candy. She's been 'kidnapped' by Doctor Dominator, Teenage FrankenWolfe, The Asshole Dumpling Gang, and The Cuckholder."
"You'd think Captain White Knight would have broken off the engagement after The Cuckholder"
"That guy is never going to take the hint."
by bar1scorpio January 08, 2015
a literal bag, or some sort of assortment of drugs commonly associated social doing, euphoria, or happy trips i.e. ecstasy/molly, LSD, Shrooms, Marijuana, etc.
Guy: "Hey man, could you ask your guy if he has LSD this week again?"
Son: "Dude! I was just at a dubstep concert last night, I coulda gotten you candy bags for cheap!"
Son: "Dude! I was just at a dubstep concert last night, I coulda gotten you candy bags for cheap!"
by El Gardener June 27, 2011
by babywhatwhat August 29, 2013
v. To be obsessed with the game Candy Crush. Someone who candy-crushes is on a very difficult level and will never put their phone down because they
must defeat that one level.
must defeat that one level.
Bob: Jack, put your phone down and watch the football game with me!
Jack: Sorry, Bob. I gotta finish level 346 on Candy Crush. It's addicting!
Bob: You've been Candy-Crushing lately. I think it's time to put the phone down.
Jack: Sorry, Bob. I gotta finish level 346 on Candy Crush. It's addicting!
Bob: You've been Candy-Crushing lately. I think it's time to put the phone down.
by The Magic Taco December 17, 2013
1. Any crease on a female's body that a man might find sexually appealing. Well-known examples include breast cleavage and butt crack. Lesser known examples include the back of the armpit ("huffle"), calf-hamstring crease, and elbow crease.
2. A penis.
2. A penis.
1. There some definite flume candy under that baby tee.
2. That chick's huffle needs some flume candy.
2. That chick's huffle needs some flume candy.
by EugeneCLukas May 26, 2011
Candy pop is a gachatuber, who makes fnaf content. She has 200k, and she just started 5 months ago, she got 200k by making good content. Her "Afton Family Adventures" and "Past Aftons react to memes" blew up with a million views.
She's also in McDoggie Cult, which is known for fnaf gachatubers like candy pop and starrywolf, and more.
She's also in McDoggie Cult, which is known for fnaf gachatubers like candy pop and starrywolf, and more.
by Anonymous 0 . 0 December 03, 2020
Used to describe anything both collectible and desirable. Originated from Pokemon card booster packs; The cards went into a binder, hence rare cards= binder candy.
by Jesus Loverz March 16, 2009