slug nobbing

Continuation of intercourse despite a flaccid member

I've not cum yet. He's been slug nobbing for the last ten minutes

by Joe Pepper April 1, 2017

scrumptious slugs

Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,

I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.

To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.

Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.

Wow, those were some scrumptious slugs

by T H O T P O L I C E October 3, 2018

thug slug

A flaccid penis, softy

Put your plug plug away.
She told me to pull out my thug slug.

by The frog October 13, 2016

Slug in the chamber

Pooping in a urinal

"Holy fuck, someone put a slug in the chamber! Smells like shit when I piss."

by Jimmy Stephen July 2, 2014

Slug Log

A large uncircumcised chode penis that's slick from taking a dip into a vag.

Robbie surprised me when he pulled out and I saw his slug log.

by Sallytwist July 23, 2016

Slug nutted

When you nut on your own balls and smack them off a girls forehead

Yo last night I straight slug nutted this girl Ashley....

by MeMeWeeWee July 15, 2018

Slug Oven

A slimey grungy warm vagina with slug-like skin curtains.

I was all excited until i got a wiff of her slug oven.

by Big Nasty J October 16, 2010