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Callum Shannon

When ever you talk about about strog he says "aagggghghhghgh" he plays murder on my mind spotify playlist regularly. He loves to be strong as fuck. Hes very religous
by Callum Shannon22566 August 18, 2024
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Shannon dodging

a girl creating blasphemous excuses to not hangout with her boyfriend
bro why is she shannon dodging
by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024
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shannon dodging

A girl making blasphemous excuses not to hangout with her boyfriend
bro why is she shannon dodging
by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024
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shannon dodging

A girl creating blasphemous excuses not to hangout with her boyfriend
bro why is she shannon dodging
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Shannon

Shannon means beautiful or sexy
Shannon also means tasty
Could also mean soaked
Woww Shannon is absolutely shannon
This food is so Shannon
I've just been absolutely shannoned
by Shandavie River August 29, 2024
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Sloppy Shannon

Where your friends joke about fucking your mom, but secretly they actually are.
Damn I just got done with Sloppy Shannon last night. I bet Kody will never know the truth.
by MotherFer69 June 16, 2025
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Shannon

A wild mix of sass and heart, Shannon is the person who’ll roast you with the sharpest sarcasm but then double-check to make sure she didn’t actually hurt your feelings. Curly-haired and chaotic in the best way, she’s got a tough exterior but is secretly a golden retriever in human form—loyal to a fault, goofy, and always down for deep talks at 2 a.m.

She’s a master of blending in anywhere, reading people like a book (which she probably just finished in one night). Don’t mistake her for an academic—she hates structured learning but is low-key a genius. Growing up as the youngest of three, she had to fight to be heard, which means she’s got a voice and knows how to use it—loudly, if necessary.

Cautious about trust but ride-or-die once you earn it, a Shannon will adapt to any situation and make you feel like you’ve known her forever. Just don’t assume her sarcasm means she doesn’t care—she cares a lot, she’s just not about to get all mushy about it.
"I thought Shannon hated me at first because she roasted my entire outfit, but then she bought me coffee and lent me a book she thought I’d like—classic Shannon move."
by CaneDiavolo March 1, 2025
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