stump jumping ridge runner

This term is used as a derogatory way to refer to back woods, hill billy, red neck types of guys.

Here comes Joe fresh off the mountain. Him and his old pickup truck covered with mud. He is the worst stump jumping ridge runner I ever saw.

by old geezer May 6, 2011

Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Extra Real Dating Sim XR

Strong Bad's computer's dating game where characters can only say DUH!, BUH!, and FUH!.

Experience Homestar and Marzipan on a date without the LURKING HORRORS of thier real dates!

by H*R Fan August 19, 2003

blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night

it means...1. dude this is so cool...2. What happends when Prefontaine is running in his tighty whities at 2:30 am with a pack of stray grey-eyed wolves through the forest.

Blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night

by Summers Eve February 28, 2005

Runner

A runner is a smexy person and if they are a girl then they are most likely to date/marry someone named Graham, Gabe/Gabriel. Anyone wants a runners because they can be beat in races and get to go on runs with them. Runners have tiny tatas but thats ok because they have muscle b00ties.

Look at that hot girl, she must be a runner.

by #beats the boys #sporty girl June 10, 2022

Runners

A pair of runners is a pair of tennis shoes (or running shoes). This term is mostly used when referring to shoes that you use to run from the authorities or simply to run from trouble.

“You know I keep my runners, bitches always on my feet.”

“I got my runners on in case shit goes sideways.”

by MistaHeadKrakkaFrm7Block July 14, 2022

Runner

Someone who works directly for a drug supplier and sells at a low price to retail customers.

I'm going to call our runner to do today's sellings.

by bertti November 7, 2025

Runner

A fucking pussy who tries not to get their ass beaten by some guy with op stats. This person is also most likely a troller who hits people and when they get chased, they become sonic.

"You see that guy over there? That's a runner AKA a pussy."

by User Found June 2, 2022