Jesse’s Privilege

is the ability and right of a person to talk and mock freely without being punished; for nothing he says seems to matter

That Cunk seems to have Jesse’s privilege. They can say and do whatever without any repercussions.

by Pretzmane June 13, 2024

Cobra Privilege

When your friend Cobra gets things in games more than or before everyone else.

A: "HE GOT ANOTHER EYES ARE YOU KIDDING"
B: "DAMN I just need one for my title come on"
A: "Cobra Privilege!!"

by TITAN482 July 27, 2021

Packers Privilege

The equivalent of ‘rollers rights’ for a pipe or bong

Let me spark it mate, don’t forget packers privilege!

by Greg Stickney December 30, 2023

off-white privilege

When you're white enough to enjoy the socio-economic benefits, but you're actually mixed so you can criticize white people without seeming self-loathing.

Darren: "Man, white people suck."
Chris: "Dude, you're white."
Darren: "I'm actually half Mexican, so I can say that. That's my off-white privilege."

by Playilan July 5, 2020

Privilege

Seeing how over half of your gross wage goes away in taxes to pay for someone else’s “free” education, healthcare and welfare whilst not enjoying any of those “freebies” yourself.

Breanna (formerly Tim): Oh my gosh! The free healthcare system has been so supportive with my gender reassignment: 2 years’ worth of HRT and psychological consultation, top and bottom surgery and 2 more years of follow up consultation…all for freeee
Joe: *rolls eyes* I was at work while you were doing all of that, eventually got a rotten tooth and had to pay 5k for the implant…I’m so privileged.

Frank: I had to take a payday loan at a 300% APR when my car broke down and needed to fix it to keep going to work while not getting evicted, I’m sooo privileged too.

by darealprivileged October 13, 2024

Premium Car Privilege

When someone who owns a BMW, Mercedes or Audi feels that not only do they have the right to pull out in front of you in traffic without signaling , take your parking spot that you have been waiting for or pull around you at the gas line at Costco and jump you at the pump.

Wow did you see that Cayenne ? it crossed over 3 lanes with zero f**ks given it must be Premium Car Privilege thinking that the blinker comes on automatically . No but at Costco this lady pulled around me and cut me off at the pump and when I confronted her she said " well I need gas too I just didn't feel like waiting".

by ewanders1 July 6, 2016

Anal Privilege

The right to access or penetrate one's anus.

The one who grants the privilege is not necessarily going to get anal, they just give or take away the right with authority. (In most cases it is.)

"Damn you Joey! I want my Anal Privilege back!"

by Enderbrine0 January 13, 2017