get my shit in a pile

to get one's shit together. to allocate one's priorities or responsibilities or, quite simply to make a pile of shit.

steve: hey man, hows school goin?
levon: oh man, not good, i gotta get my shit in a pile, i'm failing hard.

by oorah. August 25, 2009

Trough mouthed slag pile

Similar to slag pile but on a higher level

Are you gonna see Sarah tonight? Ah, that trough mouthed slag pile

by Bungleb February 23, 2017

Potato Head Pile Driver

When a woman (dressed up like Mr. Potato Head) has a man (dressed up like a sumo wrestler) perform a head-stand and then tosses his salad.

(in deep, Southern drawl) "Come 'ere and stand on your head, Jimmy, I'm fixin' to give you the best Potato Head Pile Driver you've ever had."

by sara's diary October 23, 2012

a big pile of poo in a urinal

Professional incompetence or dishonesty.

George W. Bush's foreign policy is just a big pile of poo in a urinal

by mustapha hamshandi March 26, 2007

pile driver micro-goomba

A subspecies of micro-goombas, who often live in blocks for defense, and hop around to attack and travel.

“Pile driver micro-goombas first appeared in Super Mario Bros. 3.”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021

Spencers Happy Sock Pile

A pile of socks that Spencer decided to cum in and stuff on the side of his mattress where his mother found them. The end result was a bundle of hardened cum socks.

Mom found Spencers Happy Sock Pile.

by TheNo1Guardian March 29, 2010

Damaged Lung Screw Pile

(n)1. A pile of 'long' screws accumulated when they become damaged. Usually damaged by Flint <AKA Stone, and 'the good'>.

DJ, throw this into the damaged lung screw pile and pick up your walking welder.

by La-rod July 10, 2003