Log Jam

A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.
Dang, this hoe Laura had me clearing a log jam out her ass all night, no I got the Diabetes!
by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022
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log bobber

the accidental situation of when someone's scrotum gently touches the water in the toilet when having a bowel movement
I realized it was a log bobber when I felt the water touching my sack!

logger bobber sack skim scrotum
by John326 November 06, 2013
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the log train

The penis, when on bottom.
My wife came home to jump on and ride the log train!
by Titan49 January 04, 2018
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limo log

A turd that is extremely long as in a limousine; usually cresting the water in the toilet bowl.
I just dropped a limo log.
by TheSchnitz! November 30, 2010
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log slam

My girlfriend loves it when I log slam her ass and call her a slut.
by SamTheSlayer April 27, 2012
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Da log

A great drinking spot in the woods. A great place for drinking Mickey’s deuces in excess without worrying about the cops. It might not be that comfortable but all of places to piss and different ways to run if the cops did come into the woods.
Hey are you going to “Da Log” later? Because T.C. Is getting cases and cases of deuces right now and you know the Elsmere cops won’t bother us there!!
by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020
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full log

The state of the penis in full upright position/erect
Man I was so hot last night I went full log.

Did you see that, she's so fine I about went full log.

That sexy ass makes me go full log every time.
by AVM10183 January 03, 2014
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