friend

That one more beer that makes that beast look like a beauty

Alcohol is my best friend.

by fecker December 23, 2003

friends

a person who is willing to stick to you while you have something that they desire, when you no longer have that thing, they will leave yo cold dead ass alone and pretend they never knew you

im friends with janice now
Janice: bich i just want yo doritos

by ugandan knuckles memes are ded March 10, 2018

Friends

A popular Netflix show that you will watch 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times if watched once...have fun! (:

I rewatched Friends for the 5th time today.

by BreIsDaBestSoYeahByeeeee! April 21, 2017

friends

Enemies of loneliness

Oh, I heard that Dan had became friends with Phil and had him to fend off his loneliness for him.

by randomgurl April 5, 2017

Friend

Someone who doesn't want to have sex with you.

Me: "Would you have sex with me?"
Friend: "No dude, I'm your friend."

by NikkiNoMad October 10, 2014

Friends

HAHAHA, What are friends? Are they like, something you eat?

Person 1: Hey those are like my best friends
Person 2: What are friends?

by Cookie Kid Girl February 11, 2020

Friend

I don't have friend

I want a friend

by Wazeera January 4, 2018