Crusty Dildo

A dildo that has dried up pussy juice all over it from recent use. Banana Crust

- That one chick that just moved in is gross as fuck. She left a nasty crusty dildo on her bed this afternoon.
-How did u find out
-no "pornographical" reason... ;)
- (:o

by jimdjfgpodsahgn fdiosnagfjkhs August 29, 2012

purple dildo

if you go to the police station bathroom in "San Andreas" and go to the shower there is a big purple double sided dildo that you can pick up and beat people with

Hey, lets go beat the shit out of some bitch with this purple dildo.

by missourimaniac May 13, 2005

dildo bong

1. Another name for a pot whore. Most whores have a dildo and a bong (if they smoke weed) hence in need of a dildo bong.

2. A bong that can be used or was used at one time as a dildo.

3. An extension off a bong so masturbation and pot smoking can occur at the same time.

"Patty is such a dildo bong I heard she was high and had sex with 4 50 year old men."

Dude: "My girlfriend just got a new dildo bong"
Other dude: "Wow, thats fucked up"

by Anthony Dig. June 17, 2008

Apple Dildo

A dildo thats made for apples

Your an apple dildo

by MA MA Beer December 13, 2016

Dildo bash

A guy with 1000000 dildos

I'm a dildo bash!

by Imthepugster. August 8, 2016

Homemade Dildo

if you have a bf and you want to leave him but you really like his penis, cut his penis off and glue it to some stress balls.

woman 1: hey, how is sex with your boyfriend?
woman 2: oh I dumped him, but this homemade dildo is great!

by 0inker September 14, 2023

dildo tent

The bulge that occurs when a woman wears a strap-on dildo with pants on.

Did you see Rita's dildo tent? She's got more bulge than half the guys I know.

by ronaldomoon March 26, 2012