Ben

Manipulative knob jockey that cares only for social status and not friends

Person 1: Hey how's your boyfriend?
Person 2: He dumped me, he was a total Ben

by phandomfever June 28, 2015

Ben

A name often used to desrcibe someone who enjoys relentlessly clicking the like button on peoples facebook status's. Also loves to have the regular conversation about university and work, and continuously struggles to keep his eyes open in photographs!!

Person 1: "I wonder if ben will like my facebook status today?"
Ben: Click
Person 1: "wtf!!"

by NicRachlol February 05, 2010

Ben

A "Ben" is the definition of a failure of extreme consequences, often derived from a situation in which one was almost guaranteed success.

To pull a Ben.

Person One: "Did you see what he just did?"
Person Two: "One hell of a Ben moment!!"

by Draxton March 10, 2008

Ben

Similar in texture and appearance to butter.

The milk was ready to be processed, it has reached the ben stage.

by sweet cadaver October 25, 2010

Ben

A "Ben" is the definition of a failure of extreme consequences, often derived from a situation in which one was almost guaranteed success.

To pull a Ben.

Person One: "Did you see what he just did?"
Person Two: "One hell of a Ben moment!!"

by Draxton March 10, 2008

benning

Adjective. Benning is the act of accidentally ejaculating on a girls face. It typically occurs when a woman is performing oral sex on a man. When this oral sex is interrupted for any number of reasons, the man pulls out and accidentally shoots semen on the womans face.

"So what did you do this weekend dude?"

"Well this chick was giving me head and then someone walked in and I started benning."

"Dude! Sweet! I love when people are benning on me."

"wtf is wrong with you? gay."

by Charles Cross March 23, 2009

Ben

Creeper.

Ben asking you to be his flesh light.

by joboe January 19, 2010