8th of December

Official "poke your friend in the kidneys" day

Mark: *walking by*
Ted: *pokes Mark in the kidneys*
M: Ow dude, what the hell was that!
T: Relax, today's 8th of December!
M: Oh, yeah, my bad g.

by FoxyPlayzReaper December 8, 2023

September 8th

Show your love and appreciation to your girl best friend and spend that day with them.Make them feel loved and do some fun things together!

Johnny:What should I do today?

Sammy:You should show your girl best friend your appreciation for them today!it is September 8th

by Hatsune_miku..13 September 7, 2021

April 8th

Show your boyfriend your boobs day. Take off that shirt and show him what you have under there.

Boy: do you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Boy, it’s April 8th, show me your boobs!

by Aaaabbbbs April 7, 2024

March 8th

March 8th is national leave Shadow on read day. They say if you partake that you are very rude.

On march 8th shadow was left on read.

by Shxdow March 8, 2021

July 8th

national prank your mother day, prank your mother and don’t go easy on her either.

it’s july 8th! i’m gonna prank my mom.

“hey mom i need to tell you something”
“what’s up?”
“im pregnant”
*brain explodes*

by alligatorsareawfullyweird July 8, 2025

Dr. Doofensmirch The 8th

You Are Smort, But Also Retarted

John: bro that dude is dr. doofensmirch the 8th. Second Man: John, This Is Why We Don't Invite You To Parties.

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 8, 2020

July 8th 2050

The day Thur United Kingites of Thur Krown or the UKK invade Papua New Guinea. This is the date it will happen or it may be on the leader's birthday, it depends if they get lazy.

Random: "What's happening on July 8th 2050?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "We're invading Papua New Guinea"
Random: "Why?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "Because Thur Krowned Head, Yurius Guderian, said so 2 years ago"

by apollyon zero bitches January 4, 2025