October 31

It’s national act gay day this is your one chance to act like sister James Charles and not get looked at weird!

Boi1- Yo is October 31 boi2- sister your not kidding sister snatch!

by Toga cosplayer October 30, 2019

October 31

Its halloween but since you pressed this then um its uhm OH IK, its smack a random kid behind the head day

You- Hey bro you know what today is
Random kid- Yea its hallo-
You- NO its smack a kid over the head day sMacK
Random kid- Ow
You- October 31st is the best now

by Haha you go brr October 16, 2020

31/08/2004

Day a true future billionaire was born. He is the fucking goat and treats the people around him like a treasure. He is a fucking gem.

Hey Jacob!

What's up?

Good, just checking up my 10-digits bank account.
Oh! Thatt's because of your birthday. Was it on 31/08/2004?
Yes it was!

by Sizedoesmatterxdd March 16, 2021

Provision Law 32C Section 31

“Provision Law 32C Section 31” is a section deep inside Shafaet Hossain’s asshole which some might consider a repository of lame shitty jokes.

“wow! thats a Lame Shitty joke! sounds like you pulled it out of the Provision Law 32C Section 31 of Shafaet’s anus!!”

by JTdope March 13, 2024

October 31

Halloween duh, you dumb idiot

Tom: bro it is October 31 what are you going to be for Halloween

Tyler: joe
Tom: who tf is joe
Tyler: JOE MAMA😂

by Trey44 October 27, 2019

31 may

The hottest person born xx 😘🥰

Maddie: what day is it?

Laila:31 may !

Maddie: that's when the hottest person was born!

by Laila2009 June 4, 2022

May 31

May 31 is national send a nut video day to your gf. You gotta send one and you can’t say no no matter what

Gf: hey guess what day it is!
Bf: what day?
Gf: may 31!!!
Bf: I guess I have to

by Nutmaster6996xxx May 30, 2024