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doing wine things

Being a weird douche
We're doing wine things tonight
by Swag4789 March 29, 2015
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wine class bitches

the class of bitches playing the game that you have to drink wine with to fuck. basically higher class privileged girls that still like to party but want to be classy about it.
You can't feed these girls beer, they're wine class bitches!
by youknowitson August 23, 2009
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Fratalina Wine Mixer

A classy, formal social event between a sorority and a fraternity. Enter the world of Franzia-stained dress shirts and watch as lovely ladies slap the bag and chugg from their knees. Enjoy the evolution of the night as the croonings of Billy Joel and Elton John transform into the lyrical bliss of Sage the Gemini, Two Chainz, and VIC. Be sure to get your fill of grinding on those sexy sorority girls in their little black dresses. If you don't sweat it out now, tomorrow you'll be too hungover to clean the wine stains off of your Sperrys. But then again, who gives a shit.

Originated by the gentlemen of the Sigma Phi Epsilon Fraternity.
We need twenty boxes of Franzia and ten liters of crappy wine for the Fratalina Wine Mixer.
by Matty_ICE July 7, 2014
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Wine Weed Wednesday

A weekly holiday, held on Wednesday, where participants convene at someones home and drink wine, smoke weed and surround themselves with good conversation. Guests are encouraged to bring a bottle of wine to share. Founded in San Francisco circa 2009.
"Hey are you going to Wine Weed Wednesday tonight?" - A

"It's Tuesday." - B

"Shit." - A
by SF Don August 18, 2009
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wine connoisseur bluff

When you're in a restaurant and you're asked the taste the wine, not knowing really what you are tasting for, so you sniff the wine before you drink it, drink and nod in acceptance... whilst you find the whole formality unnecessary and pretentious
Waitor comes over and shows the bottle label to diner.

Diner: yeah... that's the one I ordered, what do you want me to say?

Waitor pours about 3 sips of liquid in the glass and "Shows you the glass"

Diner sips it.... the whole table is now in suspense

Diner nods in acceptance and everyone in proximity has a sigh of relief and ponders on the 2 minutes wasted on wine tasting and the diner for his wine connoisseur bluff
by London_guitarist August 7, 2010
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wine glass shape

When a female has big breasts but a flat ass
Guy 1: Damn she got some tig 'ol bitties
Guy 2: But look from the back, she got a wine glass shape
Guy 1: Aww shucks Mr.Moseby, that's a shame
by AsainBoyYesAsain February 8, 2017
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Busted wine glass

When a man eats out a woman on her period and he removes her tampon with his mouth, throws it behind him, and continues eating her out
Joe was telling his buddies about when he had to give his girlfriend a busted wine glass

Joe: I had to give her the ok' busted wine glass
Friends: sick bro!

*high fives*
by Thedefininggoddess August 4, 2016
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