The Tonkovski method is an unexplainable phenomena that occurs when someone says or does something that is the optimal blend of funny, sexy and cute.
"I'm pretty sure we'd make the best team—like coffee and mornings. Want to 'espresso' ourselves together all night long?" OMG, the Tonkovski method strikes again!
by liserliserpantsonfiser June 14, 2024
A method that involves sitting and watching someone you like, instead of going out of your way to talk to them.
“I dont know man, it’d just be easier to just look at her instead of talking to her.”
“Oh, man! You know that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy method doesn’t work!
“Oh, man! You know that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy method doesn’t work!
by CountSwagula July 16, 2024
by aszzsdxfcgfhyfcf July 03, 2024
A regimen of dubious reputation for supposedly avoiding/minimizing the risk of sunburn that entails careful "spacing" of your periods of time in direct sunlight, and limiting your length of exposure each time. May or may not be successful/effective, depending on how sensitive your skin is, and/or at what latitude you live.
That bu**s**t erythem method may work for some people, but all it did for me was make me red as a lobster and miserably hot and scratchy while tossing and turning in bed at night!
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
a cheesy tactic used in the video game Street Fighter 2 by subpar players, which involves using the character Blanka's "electricity" special move throughout the entire round. round, after round, after round.
I was playing Street Fighter II the other day, and this kid whipped out The Daniel Method. Then I whipped his ass.
by mahalo November 16, 2010
The expert method is a kind of theoretical thinking developed in Malmo, Sweden. The method is powered by having a group of assigned "experts" that state facts with questions such as: Are the dinosaurs really extinct? The "experts" will then state their answers/opinions an conclude a result by the average of the results. The method is currently used for confirming facts in learning purposes.
Expert method:
questioner: Is he done playing the game?
expert 1. Yes
expert 2. yes
expert 3. no
expert 4. yes
expert 5.no
questioner: The result is a "strong maybe"
questioner: Is he done playing the game?
expert 1. Yes
expert 2. yes
expert 3. no
expert 4. yes
expert 5.no
questioner: The result is a "strong maybe"
by The supreme expert(L) February 01, 2018
This is when a guy dips his johnson in a sauce, preferably chocolate or cake batter like a Yan Yan candy, and proceeds to get slop top from their lover. Tasty and erotic method.
"Have you ever tried the Yan Yan Method?"
"No my girlfriend never seems to be able to find the Nutella jar"
"No my girlfriend never seems to be able to find the Nutella jar"
by SwagBap12 May 15, 2024