raging mongrel

uncontrollable, sizable erection

'crack a fat'

its like a massive raging bull in ur pants

(me) "I wonder what happens to emos when they
get a raging mongrel inside those jeans?"

when McLovin saw the blonde chick he cracked a raging mongrel. he tried to cover it up but was unsucessful

by crobsy November 3, 2007

Rage Bumming

An aggressive act of sodomy used as a method of catharsis or to exact revenge.

As he watched Lee crash about the house in a beer-fuelled fury, Joe correctly feared that he would later be a victim of a drunken rage bumming.

by Zygmont Quade March 18, 2010

rage quest

An event which begins when one is completely fed up with the world and can no longer pen up their anger. This quest of rage is a journey from the high mountains of ire and wrath to the low rolling hills of chill. While on this quest, the hero will actively seek opportunities to vent his tightly compacted anger by destroying anything that obscures his path, whether it be an innocent bystander or an inanimate object. By the time the quest has reached its conclusion, the hero wil have wreaked a path of destruction unlike any other, but his goal of seeking tranquility will have finally been accomplished.

Typical candidates for a rage quest are women, immature teenagers, self-centered drama queens and heavily addicted online gamers.

*Danny gets headshotted for the 54th time*

Danny: FUCK THIS!!! I'm going on a rage quest!

*Danny then throws his computer out of the window at a baby stroller*

by Kodaichi March 23, 2011

Rage Shit

Verb
To be angered so far beyond your breaking point that you are compelled to drop trou, spin around, bend over and aim your asshole at whoever is causing this stress and open fire a bird shot blast of hot brown liquid rage at them.

After waiting for 2 hours and being ignored by the staff at the urgent care, I lost my shit. Literally. Receptionist told me to please have a seat and be patient. I said I’ve been patient for 2 god damn hours and went off on a rant, ending it with a spray of mud as I rage shit at her before angrily waddling my wet slippery ass on out of there.

by TheWierdo May 19, 2022

Covid Rage

Covid Rage is naturally what a sane, normal, advice following person suffers from when a friend, colleague or neighbour tells them how nice of a time they had at the coast, how good of a party they had with the family and friends during a time of social distancing.

Generally the rage induced when dealing with covidiots. (May cause desk flipping)

Normal person "I like your dog"
Covidiot "yeah you should've been at the coast the other day, there were loads"
Normal person *holds back the covid rage*

by Carrotdonkey March 23, 2020

raging poker

When a poop is slowly starting to poke out and is one that is very satisfying that you tear up.

I just dropped a raging poker

by El cochi loco February 22, 2018

rage life

To follow one's passions and live life to the fullest. Whether blazing a downhill trail, floating through powder or lost in the moment at your favorite concert, those experiences which activate the soul and force us to be present are when we're truly raging life.

Him: What did u do this weekend?
Her: We were in Moab, shredding dirt and raging life!
Him: Huh..?
Her: When you rage life, your life IS the party.

by livinlavidapura November 22, 2015