Zoom

A glitchy, pervy, whacked-up way for people to connect in the midst of your average global pandemic.

Guy 1: yo i was zooming with the dudes the other day
Gal 1: okayyyy
Guy 2: zoom is so pervy
Gal 2: okay

by _Llama_Llady_ July 14, 2020

Zoom

Where school is today, the future app which online classes are, and edit your background to a lavish mansion to show off to your friends. School is inevitable.

Jessica: What are you doing?
Michelle: Going on zoom
Jessica: Why
Michelle: We have a maths class right now your late

by a typical human being April 28, 2020

Zoom

Another round

I will mop the floor again, I have to do another zoom.

by Outsideworld December 31, 2023

Zoom

How fast your personal info gets stollen on a call.

Don't go on Zoom!

by g'day12390 March 12, 2021

Zoom

The act of using the app "zoom".

When can you zoom?
Are we zooming tonight?

by blahhhhhhhh123456778 June 01, 2020

zoom

The same app we have been using to interact with people since 2020

Ok it's time to hop on my zoom call today

by slushy March 23, 2022

Zoom

The app that people used in 2020 and early 2021 for school and work.

"Hi Max, have you logged onto Zoom?"

"No, I haven't Sir."

by Sir Alex Broadbent April 11, 2021