Brown water snake

An especially long poop that may even coil up in the bowl due to its length.

After Thanksgiving dinner I went in the restroom and left a brown water snake that must have been 3 feet long.

by FuckDemon June 1, 2019

Spring water

when spring gets overexited

Person1-oh shit its spring water!

by Mangos136 April 12, 2022

Water

H2O. Essential to human survival. Also found in lakes, oceans, and rivers this clear liquid is a life saver. Literally. So don't take it for granted.

Becky- This water tastes like actual trash
Taylor- I'm sorry it's not the right kind of glacier water 🙄

by Dogewow November 15, 2017

Cow Water

It means your really good at a video game.

"im cow water at this game!"

by ilovehotmoms4life December 19, 2021

Water Bottle Challenge

When you take a water bottle, put it next to your erect penis and see who wins.

Jordan lost the water bottle challenge, so Jenny went to Trevor.

by Dick beater321 October 21, 2022

Douche Water

When you are even worse than a Douche Bag. You ARE the Douche Water. It's one thing to be the bag that flushes the bad stuff out of the vagina, it's another to be the nasty water that comes out of it.

You are such an asshole that I can't even call you a Douche Bag. You are the Douche Water dude.

by veggiegator August 1, 2013

african watering hole

you start with producing a concoction containing feces and urine in a bowl, dip your cock and procede to skull fuck a monkey. Specifically a african monkey, otherwise it won't work.

My bad bro, sorry that i'm late. I just got chaught up in perfecting the good ol' art of the african watering hole.

by jomamaonall4s October 11, 2021