fuck the dog

To commit to the least amount of exertion possible while remaining efficient to the lightest extent.

Boys, we're ahead of schedule. We can fuck the dog until the boss comes.

by Alex87 July 23, 2008

titty fuck

A very underrated and enjoyable experience for guys that is unfortunately not equally satisfying for ladies. The bigger the better.

I titty fucked Caroline last night

Oh yeah, what'd she think?

I don't know, she was asleep

by rob ricksen April 10, 2006

Shit Fuck

a good phrase to call someone when u cant think of anything clever

A. ur a little cunt faggot u bitch!
B. Yea well ur a little shit fuck

by TheDonRoberts June 15, 2009

Cold Fuck

Sexual intercourse without any emotional connection.

One night stand sex

Popular with sex addicts and horny young males who cold fuck one partner after another

Scenario;

cold fuck couple, Male has just ejaculated

Female
"hey, what about me"?

Male - now sitting back at his computer looking for next cold fuck

"finish yourself off then call a taxi"!

by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009

pity fuck

noun, what you give a female who might have trouble getting someone to fuck her.

Denise is my favorite pity fuck on a weekend, I take her sailing, don't have to show her off, she cooks & cleans & washes up, I fuck her in the dark; she's not coyote ugly but close to it. Not someone I want to be seen with.

by Jake February 4, 2004

fuck off

1. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
2. To spend time idly.
3. To masturbate.

Fuck off.

by Sam429 March 12, 2004

Stress Fuck

A tactic used to release stress and seek out ultimate pleasure. A practice of prograstination in which you do somebody else instead if what is stressing you out.

"I am only on the 5th page of my 15 page paper and it is due tomorrow." "wow that sucks. Do you wanna go stress fuck?"

by dirty whore lovin December 26, 2007