The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?
Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "
by Hym Iam November 7, 2023
Get the What else do you have in your life?mug. A "developer" who builds entire "apps" by dragging boxes around a screen and calling it innovation. They brag about "streamlining business processes" while secretly breaking every best practice known to software engineering. Usually found in corporate IT departments preaching "citizen development" as they drown in spaghetti workflows and performance issues they can’t debug.
Chad from accounting just built a 'fully automated inventory workflow' in or ERP, now it crashes if you type a lowercase 'e'. Classic Low-Code Low-Life move.
by Jg eazy November 5, 2025
Get the Low-Code Low-Lifemug. Life is a test.
For example someone very close to you dies and God wants to see how you will take it to heart.
“Life is a test for you to be and become your highest self”.
That’s why people say never give up.
“Life is a test for you to be and become your highest self”.
That’s why people say never give up.
by E9O August 19, 2022
Get the Lifemug. Life is about the journey, and making friends along the way, and the true meaning of life is finding your own way to enjoy it. This was said by Sussie in episode 28, season 3 of The amazing world of gumball.
Sussie: "Life is about the journey, and making friends along the way" "The true meaning of life is finding your own way to enjoy it
by TheFirstOrangeToad August 21, 2019
Get the Lifemug. It is a lie
by Loltharunthegreat July 23, 2022
Get the Lifemug. Hym "I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie by telling the truth and now he's trying to do it to me by lying. And you're all going along with it so you can lie to yourselves."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Get the I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Liemug. by No Ankles April 20, 2019
Get the life for lifermug.