7th December

The day Jake has to ask out Maddison and Maddison can’t say no

Jake: Will you go on a date with me?
Maddison: Ew no.
Jake: But it’s 7th December.
Maddison: Ugh fine…

by ._I_Feel_So_Soft_And_Fluffy_. December 6, 2023

December 5th

National Ignore your boyfriend day!

On this day, you need to ignore your boyfriend. That means don’t stare at them and don’t communicate. (No texting/notes.) No hugging, kissing, (etc.)

If you’re a Single Pringle, ignore your crush or maybe a close friend.

Legend has it, if you last a whole 24 hours you will have good luck on Dec 9

My boyfriend came up to me, so I turned around and walked away because it was sadly December 5th.

by IeatPsata December 4, 2019

December 2nd

birthday for reallyy lame ppl

Omg December 2nd is your birthday? i shouldve known u were a lame bitch

by pwggingurdad November 23, 2021

December 18

Tell your crush you like them day
They can’t turn you down

On December 18 I told my crush I liked him/her.

by maemae0608 December 17, 2019

December 9, 1999

The day when urban dictionary became a thing...

guy 1 : what happened in December 9, 1999?

guy 2 : urban dictionary came.

by guest75462 January 18, 2024

december 19

Today you have to fuck with your girlfriend while you're listening to 'La Vie en Rose' by Edith Piaf, because today is her birthday. The sex- session have to be very sensual and according to the rythm of the song.

hey, Martha, let's fuck slowly and gently, today it's december 19

by 110 c.c. August 23, 2019

December 7

Lif's birthday

Alex: Happy birthday lif!!!
Lif: but its not my birthday today

Alex: happy birthday lif!!!its December 7

by Meow1meow1meow December 7, 2021