crump-stick

an ass turd(le) who keeps on acting like a purple muffin

fred kept on asking whether we were gonna go to the antique fair - god, what a crump-stick.

by markergo September 12, 2007

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Stick-A-Dick

What your super horny girlfriend says when she really means ‘Lik-A-Maid Fun Dip’ (aka the candy with the stick you probably tried snorting in grade school)

I have a craving for something sweet, like Stick-A-Dick

by Silvansea August 02, 2022

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Stick Shadow

When counting a rest playing a percussion instrument, you motion the stick or mallet you are wielding like you played the beat the rest is on but you don't really play.

I did a stick shadow on the eight rest in my solo.

by OneCrazyGuy March 30, 2011

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Big African drum stick

Tyrones big dick that he likes to fuck uncle Edward with

Tyrone used his big African drum stick on uncle Edward.

by Fishnuggets66 September 19, 2023

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Stick-Armour

Any sort of stick, club, or long object that may be used in self-defense to physically keep an aggressor at a safe distance when traditional body-armour is lacking. Stick-Armour is used exclusively as a self-defense tool, not a weapon.

"When you're walking down the street and get jumped, whip out your Stick-Armour!"
"Hector skipped a trip to the ER on account of his Stick-Armour."

by sewshi April 16, 2020

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