The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish version of Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"
by FishPianoTheorem November 23, 2024
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Golf-fished

Being deceived by someone, particularly over dating apps, who implies that they enjoy the sport of golf, but in fact, have no interest in golf at all.
Kat’s Hinge profile was completely golf centric; but when I asked if she would like to play together, she later admitted that she actually hated golf. She golf-fished me good!
by Amy_Dinh February 04, 2022
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griffin levitan’s fish

the fish was good as sex and felt soooo good in my hands
wow she’s a such griffin levitan’s fish, soooo hot
by sarah kennedy September 12, 2020
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Fish made

Another saying for being bitch made and being soft
Stop being such a fish made ass nigga
by Ysebash September 14, 2021
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unprocessed fish sticks

That undefinable, yet immediately recognizeable, smell of wet pussy.
Blind man walks into the fish market and says "good morning girls." "Why does it smell like unprocessed fish sticks in here?"
by superaynumerouno July 09, 2009
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fish arm

Fish Arm.

pronounced: fish ahrm}

Noun

The upper limb of the human body, especially the part extending from the shoulder to the wrist, used in a fully extended fashion while your fishing partner takes a photo of your recent catch. Emphasis is placed on providing a perspective of the catch to give the illusion of overstating its overall size.

NOT to be confused with its antonym "alligator arms" (the behavior displayed by some when the check comes at the bar after said fishing trip).
Nice fish arms in that photo Bob. That 10", 1/2lb fish looks like a monster.
by toyworx May 22, 2018
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Latina Fishing

Latina Fishing refers to the act of someone who is not Latina deliberately altering their appearance or facial features to appear as if they are Latina. This can be done with changes through makeup, cosmetic procedures, (Changing your facial features to look Latina) photo editing, or even adopting cultural aspects associated with Latina culture.

This has become a growing concern in modern media and popular culture driven by the overfetishization and exoticization of Latina women.

These portrayals reduce Latina's to narrow harmful stereotypes for example: the false idea that all Latinas are petite and hypersexualized.
"Look I found this pretty girl names Una Gutierrez"

"Did you know she lied and is a White girl named Brooklyn Chipman who's been wearing black contacts, dyed her hair black and even changed her skin tone to seem latina"

"But she has the Mexican flag in her bio.."

"Yeah, she was Latina Fishing this whole time."
by Oliviuhh May 29, 2025
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