John

A small man with a big cock.

Is that John he sure does have a big rod!!

by Sarahoh12 November 22, 2021

John

John is a unique human being, they are mostly born in Autumn falls or Winter, he makes mistakes and realises his mistakes as soon as possible, John is Very handsome pure hearted dude who wants nothing in life but true Love, he's been wishing to find the girl of his Dreams. Be assured John's are never unlucky

Stranger: Hey you know someone named John around here??
John: My name is John
Stranger: OMG you are what I'm looking for handsome!!

by Greek Myths November 28, 2021

John Snowed

When you smoke way to much weed and whitey

"I had two balloons of vapour and went to a very very dark place." John Snowed last night

by D4rk1sthel1ght March 4, 2015

Thomas John Morris

Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot

"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"

by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023

John 3:33

Those who have accepted that you will eat a bug, will not eat a bug.

Person 1: "Hey do you eat bugs?"
Person 2: "I live by John 3:33."
Person 1: "Oh cool."

by chatteringlackofcommonsense June 29, 2023

John

A very cutie putie

he is so John

by John Driscoll February 2, 2024

john

john is a boy from Sudan who always has Yongo he can lie like the devil and he his very tall and is fine looking

john

by cyrus james August 8, 2019