john thomas cornwell

a very sexy man, who is loving and caring. the most funniest guy you will ever meet and the most hard working. hes one to settle down and start a family with.

i am in love with john thomas cornwell

by brownie_chels November 29, 2021

John baileyol

Ugly rat looking creature who is a simp and also looks ugly and is stupid and has approximately 2 and a half brain cells. Also a cat

Me: have you seen John baileyol lately? She looks so stupid and useless
You: true she looks like a rat

by ailisisntaranga March 16, 2022

John Anderson

He has the biggest cock, it can never be contested, he knows where all the whores in Gaia are at any point in time and is constantly on his way to have constant sex with all the women

John Anderson is the biggest Chad in Gaia.

by Agony Invision July 16, 2022

Pulling a john

Willfully doing something stupid and/or irresponsible

You just went full retard by pulling a john

by lolIAmTotallyExtra November 23, 2024

John the Tom

This person would fuck you in the morning with a Pickle

I need a John the Tom when I wake up

by ForgottotellherIhaveaids November 19, 2023

john cummings

The kid who asks the teacher at the end of the day if we have homework with his gay boyfriends dick is in his ass

why are you being such a john cummings

by ajit pai 6969 January 29, 2019

John

And average sized male with light brown greasy hair and poop/grass colored eyes. He’s a bitch too

Omg stop you’re being such a john

by lanna September 16, 2018