Taconic Hills High School

A small school in bumblefuck nowhere where the only thing worse than the sports there are the bathrooms or the teachers they’re so desperate to hire.

Yo Jack, did you hear Taconic Hills High School won a football game?
No against who?
April Fools.

by Kennedy Hasbrouk November 22, 2022

indooroopilly state high school

Where the homo pride flag gets p*ssed on twice a week. The school bathroom smells like p*ss, sh*t and berries. the tuck shop bread is always stale. And the principle has a geese fetish. your a gronk if you go there

"Where the kids are high and the grades are low at indro" Indooroopilly state high school

by Ichiballs May 30, 2022

Standley lake high school

Wow! What a great school! I love this school where you can get all the weed alcohol and STD’s you want! This shit wild here, the dean sends out pussy pics to all students, you can smell the fruity ness of a blueberry escobar In every corner of the school and you got a big ass Mexican man who smells like a fresh Taco Bell bean burrito as your security guard. Ms.Seiler lowkey the hottest and baddest teacher in the school(she sent pussy pics to a bunch of us freshman year) besides the escobars, you can literally smell the aids of the school reeking even from a block away. Every weekend some kid ends up overdosing or getting pregnant. Sum sophomore named Amanda will sleep with any guy she can get her grubby hoe hands on lmao, she will fuck anything that walks. This school is every stoner teens dream, so if you wanna get high and drunk and get aids all in one day, come here then.

Yk that Nigga who goes to Standley lake high school ? Yeah he’s got a AIDS.

by PassDaBoof420 June 4, 2022

United Township High School

United Township High School other wise known as UT cant spell slUT without UT in it. A school with the white kids who wanna be black so bad that they gang bang and try to act black. then you got the actual gang bangers watch out for them. Fights happened at least once a month (mostly in the bathrooms) it’s fun to watch just don’t get caught recording or you’ll get suspended. bitches love to skip here and it’s very easy. bitches are also WAY to friendly they switch up faster than you can even say the schools name. If you want your school days to be interesting then come to UT it’s very exiting.

Did you hear another fight happened at United Township High School

by weird people go here November 8, 2021

Maple Shade High School

Maple Shade High School, also known as MSHS, is a small, south jersey school, in between Philly and the shore. This school is full of ghetto people trying to act tough, most of which, live in Fox Meadow, or one of the various shitty apartment complexes in the area. MSHS is a school perfect for your every need, including but not limited to, average schooling, lots of loud black girls, and all the nicotine you could ever ask for. MSHS is a place that nobody hates, but nobody loves either. Why do anything on Friday, instead, come watch our shitty football team play. Overall, Maple Shade High School is a wonderful experience, if you have no life. If you ever end up in Maple Shade, don't check out Maple Shade High School.

Guy 1: Yo, where did you get that vape?
Guy 2: I bought it from this 8th grader in the Maple Shade High School bathroom!

by weedbandit404 November 12, 2021

High School Parking Lot

A parking lot at a high school where there are on average 4 children conceived a year.

oh your baby is so cute where did you get him

the back of a 97 Toyota Tercel in my high school parking lot

by penisadult November 16, 2021

Washington Junior High School

A trashy school in a ghetto location where there’s drama, fake people, bougie white girls, and dramatic people looking for problems.

Person: Oh what school you go?

Person 2: Washington Junior High School

Person: please stop talking to me

by Mari7896 November 19, 2021