Thristy Cum Sluts

Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.

The newly purchased package of Thristy Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.

by Mr. Scrickets December 12, 2008

Cum finger stiffness

Noun. After you get cum on your fingers the cum dries and makes your fingers stiff.

Aw man, I came all over my fingers and got cum finger stiffness.

by DeffTheMedic June 14, 2019

Mint Pre Cum

Mint Juul pods may be called Mint Pre Cum.

Mmmm I got some of that mint pre cum. Yo hit me with that mint pre cum

by Mint Pre Cum December 16, 2019

shit and piss and cum

when you are shitting and pissing and cumming everywhere

"yo what are you doing"-some guy
"bro I am so scared I have reached a state of perfect shit and piss and cum"-scared dude

by Shit and piss and cum man November 19, 2020

Cum n Go

Leaving immediately after having sex

I can't believe i just "cum n go" by Josh!

by John Marlton February 8, 2018

Shreks cum slut

If u think Shrek from movie Shrek is hot and you are horny then maybe you are shreks cum slut! It basically mean your shrek's slut and hes your daddy.Ofc as a joke.

Person A: Shrek is very hot.
Person B: Yeah.
Person A: Im his cum slut
Person B: Indeed you are,a Shreks cum slut

by LiveLaughLove i guess February 26, 2022

cum-o-saurus

When you shoot a load so big you could choke a dinosaur

Man I shot so much spunk down that bitches mouth, she called me a cum-o-saurus!

by mz82374 September 8, 2009