Simp

a person you are obsessed with but cant have

did you know ashley is a simp for tom holland

by whyusimpwhatabunchofweenies August 3, 2020

Simp

1.When a male/female dedicates all their time for their crush just to get ghosted or friendzoned

2.When a bestfriend replaces group plans with plans that involve their gf/bf or with a "special" person that you think likes you back but in reality doesn't and ends up friendzoning you or ghosting you.

"bro quit being a simp and hangout with the bros instead"

dude you're a simp if you think she likes you

Bro 1: dude i rlly like this girl and i drop hints and all but i dont think shes catching them.
Bro 2: omg quit being a simp, smoke this blunt and quit chasin.

by Sir Sabby I January 11, 2020

Simp

Someone who talks to a girl like they are the best thing in the world.

Jerry is a fucking simp, all he does is talk to kayla all day about spongebob

by Gxabriell April 5, 2021

Simp

A person who treats someone like a celebrity while getting treated as their fan. This act is referred to as simping.

John is a simp for Jane.

by Leafdroid April 3, 2020

simp

that one song from phineas and ferb, also known as squirrels in my pants

“SIMP squirrels in my pants!”

by anonymous January 16, 2021

Simp

Also known as Kareem

Kareem is a simp

by 0pticb3ast September 9, 2020

simp

henry.

wow he’s a simp
wow he got attached in 2 days..he’s a henry

by nobodyfromcalifornia February 5, 2020