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Pitch Slap

When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.

Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".
I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.

I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.

DEEEECLINE.
by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024
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SLAP

guy: hey wanna go to walmart later?

guy 2: yea SLAP
by ay20o0 January 31, 2021
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Triple Slap

The act of slapping a person with one hand, then cock-slapping them immediately after and making their face return to the still outstretched first slapping hand.
“So this guy (HR) kept running his mouth at me about how I have to stop threatening my co-workers with cock smackings . I lost it and jumped onto his desk and gave him the ol’ Triple Slap and yelled ‘Bada Bing ya Goomba, it’s not a threat if ya do it!’’
by Vasquevos February 9, 2024
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Slap my bread

It means to slap the bread. What? You thought it was sumth dirty? Nasty ass. Smh
Jilly: Hey, could you slap my bread?
Stoned idiot: sure dude
by 92914 November 17, 2020
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Slap ass Friday

When you want to slap booty this day is a Godsend if you want to complete the challenge then okay
by Beanieboy April 7, 2019
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slap

bay area slang for when a song goes hard
aye this baby j?? this shit a slap omm
by RealMorphineAddict October 11, 2020
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Sink slapping

Where you slap your dick on a sink
by talkepitsbender April 26, 2022
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