Self Serve Bro-Yo

When a guy self sucks his own penis and finishes inside of his mouth.

He got horny and decided to suck his own penis and mistakenly ejaculated in his own mouth giving him self a self serve Bro-yo.

by Oooo weeee May 20, 2018

Bro Boyfriends (Bro Bfs)

Two men who are dating but in a bro way.

"Xavier and Asher are Bro Boyfriends (Bro Bfs)"

by Iheartxay December 22, 2022

bro eats cornbread

when someone, particularly a male, act’s strangely.

As if they were from a midwestern town, that stereotypically is know for incest.

This could also be used if someone is, dumb, overweight, ugly, or just plain weird.

Amanda “did you see? he was hanging out with that trashy girl”

Karissa “it’s okay bro eats cornbread”

by princessvodka December 1, 2025

bay bro

Clearly this is a bro from the bay. You can spot him in his natural habitat, tinder. Or some lesser-known app, like bumble. He used to like Obama. Sometimes, his quaff cascades down to his perfectly groomed beard that falls all the way to the second button on his freshly pressed flannel. He rocks the shit out of earbuds around his neck all day, every day; gotta let you know he's in tech. Ain't no way he's drinkin' bud light made by the man. Instead he'll just stick to his PBR (hairflip). If you you see this bro, he'll be wearing a free tshirt (that he paid for) even though his salary could buy a house next to his parents' in Marin.

Person 1: That's guys a jackass

Person 2: Fuckin bay bro

by Nbdubs August 14, 2016

Bro code nr: 17

Bro code nr:17: you may not ruin a relationship chance for one of your boys

-did you do what everyone has told me?

-what do you mean ?

-you broke Bro code nr: 17 from the bro code

by te18c kanske August 26, 2020

Florence bro

Florence bros are painters who have studied at the Florence academy of art or other atelier equivalent. They are know it all types who think the best art was made in the 17th or 19th century. They are usually politically conservative or center right.

God I can't take that Luke to any museums he is such a Florence bro!

by Sopranos enjoyer November 13, 2025

Bros before hoes

This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.

Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.

by idk_go away June 22, 2020