o my god

o my god
by h0bo October 07, 2020
Get the o my god mug.

O my God

When someone says “o my god” they are referring to the car lords (pussy juice) who eats yummy lettuce and only like feel porn
Omg he really just o my goded me”
by My dick is itchy October 10, 2021
Get the O my God mug.

Dank God

Dank God refers to someone who wants to be reffered to as a faggot, but will not tell anyone that they are acyually gay.
Woah Dank God finally came out!
by balallal February 01, 2021
Get the Dank God mug.

the flashlight of god

Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".
Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.
by flashlight victim 7815 June 03, 2009
Get the the flashlight of god mug.

god Dad

When you’re fucking the child’s mom really really good and she decides to say that she wants her son to be raised by you so you can teach her hoodrat son to fuck women good too
Please be my Son’s God Dad so he can fuck bitches silly and make him their God Dad
by Butta Flyy September 02, 2022
Get the god Dad mug.