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Red Velvet Cake

The act of engaging in un-lubricated anal intercourse with a white girl to the point where her anus prolapses, before eating out said prolapsed anus.
John: "Sam, if you don't come here right now I'm going to be forced to make a red velvet cake tonight.

Sam: "Mmmm, yummy."
by grimpsgramps July 30, 2017
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Red-cracker devil

A small white dog who pees all over your house. Also usually an expensive dog bought from $400 and up. Usually has a nickname like rat or a rodent ofsome type.
Cheyenne your dog Honey is a red-cracker devil
by BeanBear June 11, 2018
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Red Raider Rash

A generic STD which is prevalent at Texas Tech University and Lubbock, Texas, because Lubbock, Texas doesn't believe in sex ed, or condoms.
I was in Lubbock for a TTU football game, had unprotected sex, and now I am pregnant, and have a bad case of Red Raider Rash.
by Maugwort Halfmad September 14, 2016
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Red Sox suck

Im a Red Sox fan but still, as we all know, Red Sox suck
by Elonnole April 25, 2021
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Red-eye-Ross

When your getting head off a chick, as you cum remove your dick from her mouth and stab her in the eye repeatedly.
That chick is going to be taking drops for a month, she got the red-eye-ross treatment last night.
by Stuky-D January 18, 2008
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Red, White and Through

Lamenting the demise of America as a true democracy.
Can you believe how repressive America has become?
What the hell happened to our constitution? Man, we are so red, white and through.
by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010
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red dot on the map

Slang. Another way of saying sex offender who just got charged with sex crimes.
Two tough guys were walking around the corner. They saw a sick dude attacking a little kid. The two guys ran over and pulled off the guy from the kid. They screamed at him and said ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME!! She’s a little kid! Then the cops came and arrested him. As they’re taking him away the cop said you’re going to be a red dot on the map. Wym? It’s another way of saying a sex offender who just got charged with sex crimes.
by B-rizzle May 19, 2021
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