Make me cum

What you hear ur mom saying at three am also known as ur mom getting fucked

Ohh yes baby make me cum

by Ur moms pussy hair. Com November 25, 2021

cum swallowing daisy

to perform profound acts

Dave took it apon himself to swallow, regurgitate on to his own chest, then spiderman himself, while michelle and brendan reeped havoc on his arsehole.... together.
cum swallowing daisy

by ryan aka straight November 8, 2007

pre - cum obsesive

A guy that keeps asking u if uve cum even when uve only just started banging + totally ruins the moment so u av 2 fake it, badly.

X: Have you cum yet?
Y: Not yet.
(30 seconds later)
X: What about now
Y: Soon
(another 30 seconds)
X: Anything?
Y: (silence, but thinks)"Jeez that guys a pre - cum obsesive!"
(couple of seconds pass by)
Y: Pretends 2 cum
X: (shuts up + gives Y the chance 2 really cum)

by Person X October 1, 2005

Cum Bath Mart

Alternate name given to Walmart that infers anyone that shops there is on the bottom of the economic scale and their lot in life makes them catchers of seamen much like a common whore would.

Ted must be strapped for cash I saw him shopping at Cum Bath Mart.

by rags262 August 12, 2008

caught-cum-handed

derived from the latinish phrase-word thing caught-red-handed. its when you know your dad isn't home and you hear whoreish, moaning noises from your parents bedroom and you walk in and you see your friend fucking your mother in her vagina and then at his climax pulls it out and sprays his cum all over your mothers face and other body parts such as her hands. he then will take his penis and stick it in your mothers mouth causing his wiener cheese to spray all over your mother. best when done with people named Susan. also known as friend-cum-in-your-mothers handididation.

Fuck were caught-cum-handed. Damn it Matt i was just about to jizz on your mom's face.

by Nigth Tigers March 28, 2008

Cum-Stamp

When a person gets cummed on and then presses their body onto a sheet, person, pillow, etc. leaving a perfect stamp.

"My boyfriend came on my stomach again last night, so I totally cum-stamped his pillow"
OR
"Yo man, sorry about the cum-stamp on the shirt you lent me. You know how girls like to cuddle."

by mcguide October 13, 2011

cum bain-marie

A scrunt who has that much festering man milk up in her foetal pressure cooker that it is running down the insides if her thighs and leaving a trail behind her

Hey Baz and Petro, look at that tall ugly cum bain-marie over their on the road fisting her self, i'd sure like to stick my meat glock in her and punch her ovaries out through her nostrils.

by Tom August 1, 2004