Crispy tits

When you get a sun burn on your boobs and they turn red and crispy.
That girl must go to the beach alot because she has crispy tits
by Brookis1999 August 21, 2015
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Lazer Tits

tits that are odly shaped
damn look at her Lazer Tits
by Brielle & Sara May 12, 2011
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wine tit

A person who cry's over everything saying they're still attached to their mothers tit
Stop being such a wine tit
by Wine tit February 07, 2019
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boon tits

by Ivanfromindia December 30, 2023
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tit flip

the act of putting your hand under some fat dudes man tits and flipping them
mikchel jorkan: *tit flips fat dude*

fat dude: *falls on you*
by sillycat13 May 04, 2023
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hairy tit

a hard hairy boobie that you suck on
by chicken 5 January 21, 2020
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Hairy Tits

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Tits:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 04, 2023
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