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dishwashing job

Dishwashing job. Yeah, so I’ve never worked in a restaurant before. I wanted to try something new and thought it would be a fun experience.
A fun experience. Dishwashing.
by Fat crab person August 4, 2020
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Blow job

A term for the person in lawn scaping that is tasked with blowing away the leaves and grass and all the shit left behind. Usually with a leaf blower.
Tony, your on blow job today, no pun intended, don't go sucking dicks Tony.
by Resonanaced September 8, 2020
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park job

the act of giving or reviving oral pleasure inside a parked vehicle.
“hey josh a park job from the janitor in his sprinter van yesterday
by invertedhorsecock September 10, 2020
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birthday job

A birthday job is a sexual favor you wish for and hopefully get on your birthday!
A birthday job could be a blow job, clit job, a good fuck, just be left alone, or anything in between, it is your birthday sexual wish.
Every year on her birthday she longs for her perfect birthday job filled with pleasure and orgasm!

I can't wait to turn 30 and finally get my birthday job!
by Tihy September 15, 2020
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Steve Jobs

A genius and revolutionary man of our time he invented the Macintosh one of the first ever home computer’s he was then kicked out of Apple until they rehired him from that point on he is innovated some more macs in 2001 he invented a revolutionary mp3 player named iPod changing the music industry forever and then in 2007 he introduced th iPhone the world’s first touch screen smartphone I mean who could even imagine needing that Steve Jobs that’s who this is a perfectly conveys his great mind in 2009 he introduced the iPad which was a touchscreen netbook but actually good see netbooks at the time we generally slow crap put out at the cheapest price possible
In 2011 he sadly lost a long battle with pancreatic cancer we as a planet owe an awful lot to the Genius Steve Jobs
#Imisssteve #iSad
Person 1: I love my iPhone
Person 2:Me too all thanks to that brilliant mind of Steve Jobs
by Imisssteve September 20, 2020
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J job

When a jester gives you a hand job while telling you jokes and stops when you laugh.
I was getting a j job and as soon as they started neighing like a horse i lost it.
by Jodow69 October 13, 2020
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Brag Job

A contractor takes Which is to big for his business to handle. Typically looses his shirt.
Johns company won a huge job and they couldn't handle it. That is why they are no longer in business. For him at first it was a brag job.
by Steve6385 December 10, 2012
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