Spermy tit , is when you want to experience the feeling of sucking milk from your girlfriend's tits but she cannot lactate.
Therefore you proceed to ejaculate on her tits aiming for the nipples and then you start sucking your own sperm from her nipples pretending that it is actually milk from her. (The process is not considered gay because your are drinking your own sperm not someone else's |it is however considered gay if you do that with another male)
Therefore you proceed to ejaculate on her tits aiming for the nipples and then you start sucking your own sperm from her nipples pretending that it is actually milk from her. (The process is not considered gay because your are drinking your own sperm not someone else's |it is however considered gay if you do that with another male)
Last night I was thirsty for milk and I gave my girlfriend the "spermy tit".
Man if you want to feel like a baby try the "spermy tit" it's great.
Man if you want to feel like a baby try the "spermy tit" it's great.
by Deroni Bonboni September 26, 2019
by |REDACTED| May 28, 2021
A well endowed lady whose breasts are each as large or larger than her head.
A scale invariant measure of weapon size, similar to the number of hands needed to measure a gentleman's penis.
A scale invariant measure of weapon size, similar to the number of hands needed to measure a gentleman's penis.
by Vari the Vampire May 21, 2024
When one of your friends doesn't want to go party with you or is too tired to go out. Pretty much being a pansy and trying to be sober or go to bed early.
Cool Friend ; "Hey man I got these two chicks that can party all night and will let us sniff coke out of their assholes"
You; " nah man I can't , kids got school in the morning"
Cool Friend; "Ahh! I knew you were gonna pussy out you old tits "
You; " nah man I can't , kids got school in the morning"
Cool Friend; "Ahh! I knew you were gonna pussy out you old tits "
by FightMilkChamp July 12, 2018
Person 1: does this dress make me look fat
Person 2: yes
Person 1: 😡🥲
Person 2: Hey lady I’m just tickling your tit calm down
Person 2: yes
Person 1: 😡🥲
Person 2: Hey lady I’m just tickling your tit calm down
by Peepeepoopo man August 27, 2023
When a woman is bent over a kitchen counter that hasn't been wiped down during sex and gets crumbs all over her breasts
"I forgot to clean the kitchen before she came over last night. She ended up with major tater tits."
"His kitchen was so gross. I got really bad tater tits."
"His kitchen was so gross. I got really bad tater tits."
by phofffff July 19, 2021
by Biscuit doge May 28, 2018