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friend-simping

Platonic simping; Taking an extreme liking to a person in neither a sexual or romantic way
'Have you met Marie? She's such a G!"
"Yeah- I friend-simp for her. Maybe she'll talk to me one day."
"I doubt it."
friend-simping: "I want to be friends with her. Now. I will pay money to make jokes with her."
by thiswasfrommariebtw January 28, 2021
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Being a simp is basically an obsessive-compulsive mental disorder. This is closely related to a currently recognised mental disorder known as “Celebrity Worship Syndrome”, being a simp is essentially the same thing, but without the celebrity part. A person who is a simp will likely act illogically, an example being a man who gives a woman an excessive amount of money with little to nothing in return. A simp will likely display a lack of common sense and rationality, such as a married man who needs to support a family, but instead using his money on OnlyFans subscriptions. Simps are usually males, but it isn’t always the case.

Someone suffering from being a simp should seek help, such as a therapist. Especially in cases in which they spend money they require for other essential needs. Once a simp begins to devoid themselves of necessity’s, they WILL need help. Almost everyone who shows signs of “simping” is also likely to be suffering in some regard, such as having depression.

Please note: this word is overused, and is rarely used correctly.

It’s easy to know when someone is a “true” simp, an example being the man (in recent news) who spent $10,000 for a hug from his favourite OnlyFans girl, whilst she already had a boyfriend…
Stop being a simp... you need the money to pay off your bills. Stop sending it to E-Girls on the internet.
by Degenerate Slayer June 12, 2021
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“He a simp ass nigga
by blizzybone740 September 24, 2020
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Them damn simps
by coltersafag October 29, 2020
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Simp is a name for simon. simon the simp is someone who does anything for someone
by Infernoblaze March 31, 2021
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a man that lets a woman dominate him, he puts himself under her service to try and get some puss puss.

no one will ever respect the simp anylonger. except for the karen that will marry him, then divorce him for half of his livings.

EXAMPLE OF A SIMP:
SIMP: m'lady, could i hand you my jacket?

KAREN: sure...

THE BOIS: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
by CHEEZEY SAUCE April 23, 2020
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A Person who does everything for who they like so they'll like em` back
Robby: I Gave Jessy Gucci shirt and shoes AND SHE STILL DOESN'T LIKE ME

Nathen: JUST GIVE UP YOU DUMB SIMP SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU
by namak bob March 16, 2021
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