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Cocky-Fish Itus

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.
"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"
by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021
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trilliii the fish

Weasel like sea creature, has fingers to tame any she lion and a tongue to send grannies the wrong way to hell
if trilliii the fish sees that, ur gettin licked a new anal
by unknown147 May 30, 2015
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white fish sandwich

A smelly, fishy schlong that you shove into a bagel and slather with mayonnaise.
Peter: I’ll bring the fish and mayonnaise.

Shayna: I’ll bring the bagel
Both: This is gonna be a good white fish sandwich.
by OwMyBallz March 15, 2025
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spit fish

When you spit into a fish's booty hole and then cook it
by Spitfisher May 3, 2018
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Fish

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Gill Fish

Something you think about when you are high that makes you laugh your ass off.
by cobra31274 August 29, 2016
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