A variation of the Dirty Sanchez but for real ninjas. When conducting a Dirty Ninja the Ninja in question will take his penis out of his womans ass and wipe fecal matter all over her face leaving only the eyes visible. After you have accomplished this you must proudly proclaim out loud "Dirty Ninja" to be an offical Dirty Ninja.
ex. After having sex with my wife too soon after a delicious crave case, she was punished with a Dirty Ninja
WARNING: A Dirty Ninja is not to be taken lightly, loose peanuts or corn may cause skin lacerations or eye injuries
WARNING: A Dirty Ninja is not to be taken lightly, loose peanuts or corn may cause skin lacerations or eye injuries
by Tbagr June 21, 2010
A dirty aren is when someone dunks their testicles into a jar of peanut butter then proceeds to spread that peanut butter that’s on their balls onto a slice of toast then when the participant is next having sex they will nut into the piece of toast then feed it to their partner
by Charlotte_wassupp January 13, 2021
an offensive adjective for men who have trouble keeping their pda under control when out in public with their sigother
when dirty hands go beyond what is considered excessive even by most peoples' pda standards, they should be publicly reprimanded
by Sexydimma December 10, 2013
The act of shitting on your own balls, preferably diarrhea, and then placing your balls in a partners mouth.
Me and Angie had a crazy night last night, we went out to get tacos and then I dirty duffelbagged her.
by miketv June 25, 2007
by Fckhoes April 16, 2020
When your bottom is too large for the toilet and you leave a smudge of shit on the back of the seat.
by Jowser June 10, 2020
Dirty davina is the sort of gurl who will drink you under the table and back over it but will also know when you've had enough .
A lady seen obviously taking the stride of pride on a monday morning " She must be a Dirty Davina " .
by That party gurl March 28, 2020