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Brown Eyed Winker 

The act of spreading your cheeks and pinching your asshole while mooning someone. If done correctly, this looks like a winking brown eye to the observer.
Yeah, a regular mooning just wouldn't do it, so Tubey gave that bitch a brown eyed winker.
Brown Eyed Winker by Tubey April 14, 2010

Brown Chimney Sweep 

The act of covering, submerging, or lathering the penis in warm hair wax and inserting the penis that has been fully lathered in the wax, into an anus. When the penis is pulled out, the anal hair follicles will remain on the shaft, causing a clean, possibly bloody, hairless anus. Waring this act may cause one hell of a pink sock.
I gave this girl one hell of a Brown Chimney Sweep the other night, but she died from a pink sock

Brooklyn Brown Eye 

After fisting your partner in his/her asshole, the Brooklyn Brown Eye occurs when you notice that your partner has not properly cleansed his/her colon, inducing anger and a poo-covered punch to his/her eye. Often, the partner will develop pink eye afterward.
"Damn, girl, what happened to your face?"
"Oh, I forgot to douche, and Bruno gave me the ole Brooklyn brown eye."
Brooklyn Brown Eye by Cody Gilliam October 21, 2008

chris-brown 

Function: verb. TO PHYSICALLY ASSAULT, BEAT, BATTER OR INFLICT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE UPON YOUR SPOUSE, OR LOVED ONE,
HE CHRIS-BROWNED ME. FOR SHORT: I HAVE BEEN CB'D.
chris-brown by DIVATT November 17, 2009

Alabama brown trout 

"Dude PF Changs was delicious but now I have to go stock the lake with an alabama brown trout."

"I dropped an Alabama Brown Trout.... it was so wet and slippery!"

The Brown 

Getting some brown is a term used by class 5 kayakers who do something that would cause most mortals to shit their pants.
Get some brown! Hold your hand in the shape of a claw over your head like you are picking up some shit to signify when you got some brown or the brown has happened.
The Brown by Teach it! May 1, 2014