Baby Blockers

n. Refers to any variety of oral contraceptive ingested by females for the purpose of preventing a condition known as pregnancy. Baby Blockers are typically prescribed by your friendly healthcare provider upon request and a standard pregnancy test and pelvic exam. They may be obtained at your local pharmacy and or family planning clinic often times for low to no cost. When taken correctly they are up to 99% effective at preventing pregnancy however they do not protect against STD's- so make sure to always wrap it up and follow safe sex practices.

I have to take my baby blockers every day so that I do not become pregnant.

by kasian July 22, 2007

twin babies

a pair of breasts, tits, jugs, mammaries, or a rack that is youthful and attractive.

"Look at Kyle's mom's twin babies!"

by Namer November 2, 2007

bebo baby

A baby which is the result of a sex with a bebo booty

Mark: lukes having a bebo baby
James: with what bebo booty?

by xJo. December 27, 2007

wall babies

a man wacking off to the point of ejaculation with the sperm going against the ceiling, wall, or the floor.

My brother pass time is making wall babies.

by Toomer May 8, 2008

Baby Precious

Noun
Someone (usually a male) who takes forever to get ready for anything and usually has no idea he's being a pain in the ass.

Mr. X: "Let's go! What are we waiting for?"
Mr. Y: "Baby Precious is still getting ready. Hey Baby Precious! You almost done?"
Baby Precious (while adjusting his shirt in a mirror): "Hold on a sec!"

by LekSickOn April 4, 2009

Thigh Baby

A "Thigh Baby" acures when a male "pulls out" before ejaculating and the "left-overs" get on her thigh. Then by accident, or on purpose, some sperm gets into the vaginal area. Affect of this being a baby. This also explains that some virgins can get pregnant, if under the right curcumstances.

Brad: I don't know what happended, I pulled out but she still got pregnent.
Josh: Looks like you got a thigh baby, that sucks.

by Justin1261 May 26, 2008

Returd Baby

Term used to describe teammates or enemies in an online game, who are very unskilled.
(Returd Baby is a replacement word for Noob)

"my name is (insert name) and I'm a Returd Baby, Wanh!!"
or
"Bunch of returd babies, put them in a pot and cook them in a stew"(used to describe more than one person)

by spacemandito November 6, 2008