demon of god

an absolute idiot that goes to church everyday to wipe away his sins

jared killed my cat and fucked my horses, hes a fucking demon of god

by ifuckmyowncatswithmen February 18, 2021

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Nebuchadnezzar: "Dawg what you doing in there"
Caesar: "Good Morning and God Bless"

by pbizy97 May 23, 2018

God

The omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, eternal being, best escribed in the Holy Bible as a God who hates sin (unrighteousness), but loves the sinner (you) and wants to have a personal relationship with you (no matter what you did). You can still TRULY confess by your mouth to Him and TRULY repent of your sins through the blood of the Lamb (Jesus Christ), but you have to repent of your sins everyday as you commit sins every day. He created you and loves you very much. May the grace of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ be with you all, amen!

1. Give thanks to God for everything and everyone at all times
2. TRUE dedication to God is 24/7/365 (forever and always).
3. Your good actions can't get you into Heaven, but instead your faith in Christ and the grace of God.

by A servant of Jesus Christ November 29, 2023

sherby god

the god of honolulu

have you ever seen sherby god?
what? she’s impossible to see..

by @mammonsupermacy on tiktok May 21, 2021

God

In Christianity known as the creator and the ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority. Also known as a government scam that the government lives off.

God is hella gay: The creator of the universe is a homosexual

by Thatnancytrannie.online July 5, 2021

Sex god

Dominic. Dominic is a sex god it is so hard to keep your panties up around him he is everything your looking for

I heard dominic in there all night with six women

Six????

Yeah he’s a sex god

by Respect the 90’s baby June 30, 2021

I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024