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SIMP

John: Mark, you are SIMP.
Mark: No shit. I LOVE this gaem
by dooooooooode March 27, 2021
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Simps-R-US

When caitlonias says " I love you *** **** , you are my bestfreind and my favorite person and I want to breed with you so hard"
Can you believe it? Its like simps-R-US over here
by Hugh janus888 June 13, 2021
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#1 Joseph Simp

#1 Joseph simp is the best cousin of 2021, also did you know she had not one, but TWO badges for the character photographer also known as Joseph in the asymmetrical horror game 1v4 identity v also known as identity 5 (idv) 😟
me: omg look it’s #1 Joseph simp!!!

gojo: who tf is that⁉️

me: someone that likes you ofc 😋
(Imagine liking gojo)
by lovelyrqbekah July 21, 2021
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Simp

If anyone named Dylan puts his gf name in his insta page
by Yeet then skeet June 20, 2020
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Simp

by Funnybutboring2 August 23, 2021
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Simp

he is simping for Lily
by whatsup broooooo October 8, 2020
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Simp

Simp means possessiveness. A simp buys and sells people and does way too much, for example, brags about having a partner and feels pity for people who are happy when they are single. Then they do again too much, so that they date too. It comes from the word pimp, but now it is simp.
The simp set his malignant narcissistic friend up with a blind date with his ex, and he even sended his malignant narcissistic friend, their relationship nudes without him or consent because he pitied him for being single. It cost the simp 40000 euro to escape prison.
by Citycouncillight November 27, 2020
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