Kinging

When another gay fellow wants to fuck you and knows you got a man who can do the job very well, but is in denial and will do anything to have a night with you.

-I met this guy at the party last night. Dude was kinging me.

by Bob Cut Enthusiast April 6, 2023

king poopy butthole

A king that is in fact a poopy butthole in his butt land of poopy stuff

person 1: "Our king is such a king poopy butthole!"
person 2: "I know, I wish we lived in a land without so much poopy :("
person 1: "I know!"

by Paradoxical14 April 7, 2023

King

A euphemism for the long dong. The King Kong. The Jack of Spades.

Yo B, that king is slayin all us hoes!

You mean that huge donkey dong?
Yess sir!

by DonkeyD April 9, 2023

three kings syndrome

When you spend a morning shitting like a flock of starlings taking off.

Feck me that's the last time I drink there, I don't know what sue puts in her pipes but I haven't stopped shitting all morning.....ive got proper three kings syndrome today......How's your arse Jevii?

by The vorest avenger April 13, 2023

Lee King Snatch

When a male co-worker cream pies a cuckold's wife's vagina and the wife waits for her cuckold husband to come home and fall asleep before she empties the contents of her vagina into the cuckold's mouth.

After DJ cream pied Roanne's vagina, Roanne waited until her husband Lee went to sleep before emptying her Lee King Snatch into his mouth.

by General Robert E. Lee the 2nd April 17, 2023

Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

A saying that means the same as the "Lord Farquad" version of this.

I discovered a meal named "Shit on a shingle" and I am going to make Devilled Eggs on Easter Sunday. Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023

King Julian

A dude named damareye

Aye yk king Julian

Yeah that's that nigga damareye

by slickdag88 April 18, 2023