Several years ago, an ancient species know as "Viners" ruled the universe. Viners were known for having an excessive amount of comedical qualities, aswell as being extremely white. The almighty Jake Paul, their father, created the so called "white people language" so the Viners could communicate. In this complex language Viners, also known as white people, used expressions like "spicy", "dab" and of course the great "god church". Intellegent scientists are capeable of understanding many of these expressions, but some are still unexplainable.
by Intellegent Professor June 05, 2017
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by kikgoddess December 27, 2017
A bearded man whose facial hair is of such epic proportions that it makes everything cream in there pants
by lordsnoww March 06, 2015
A man, particularly black who has ascended above obama prism {almost impossible}. Also, has met shrek in real life. Has fought shaggy in a duel. And has defeated thanos with a spoon.
by THOTIEM March 27, 2020
The two who had created the entire universe. It is said they hid away, stored on a far away replica planet of Earth. Given the names Chelly and Arson, they're believed to be awaiting the fall of humanity. The final bosses. Codependent, if one is fallen the other will mourn the others disappearance until reunited.
"The Ancient Gods? Aren't those just myths?"
"Myths? Would they be myths when suddenly all the Maze Runner copies have been stolen? They're coming, and they want their Earth Gummies."
"Myths? Would they be myths when suddenly all the Maze Runner copies have been stolen? They're coming, and they want their Earth Gummies."
by Trash The Trashmouth June 20, 2021
The Taste God
by TheKingofGoodTaste August 05, 2021