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Cheez-It Fucked

The act of fingering a woman's vagina with fingers covered with cheesy residue, after consuming large amounts of cheez-its. This act leaves the woman's vag smelling like cheddar jack (or the flavor of your choice), but it can be a tasty plus for afterward oral sex.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally Cheez-it fucked that chick last night.

Guy 2: what flavor did she taste like after?

Guy 1: White cheddar.

Guy 2: Bitchin.
by Mik2837 February 2, 2009
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horse fuck

A subject which is a complete cum dumpster; a person deserving of severe anal rampage from a horse; a douchebag; Sam
You were such a Horse fuck last night
by Nikolay A December 3, 2007
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Fuck Cop

A term used when you see a cop and you are doing something illegal. See also Shit Cop.
"Fuck Cop!" "Hide the stash!"
by Tracy Lou January 19, 2005
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army fucked

being fucked in the ass while promises are whispered in your ear by superiors. Dry with no lube, then once the bleeding starts sand is thrown in the mix to thicken things up.

living in Afghanistan, 120 degree heat, burning your own shit(and 120 other dudes), water bottle showers, and t-rations. Then being told it could be worse.
Guy 1- Hey man did you hook up last night?
Guy 2- Hell ya man. I told her i was rich and would give her anything she wanted.
Guy 1- You ARMY FUCKED the shit out of her.
Guy2- Don't hate man!
by 3/2SCR G-CO BITCHES July 29, 2010
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Fuck Zone

Men always complain about being friend zoned but do you know how much it hurts to always be fuck zoned as a woman? As if our friendship only had value to you because of possible sex?

Source: Term derived from viral Tweet

-Does not only apply to men
Incel: I can't believe she rejected me. Why couldn't she give me a chance? She totally friend zoned me, man.

Not incel: Well why did you fuckzone her in the first place?

Incel: What is a fuckzone?

Not incel: Fuck zone is when you place your supposed 'friend' in a category just because you want to have sex with them and date them, even though they told you they don't like you.
by Anonymous9723546 July 16, 2021
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fuck-yu

The scottish/irish or drunks form of kung-fu which consists of getting rip-roaring drunk and head-butting, drop kicking, and/or pissing on the victim. Useful in large groups.
"Dude there were these huge assholes in the bar last night, so me and my 3 buddies who already had quite a few let loose some fuck-yu on their punk-asses."
"Kickass"
by Fuck-yu Master April 1, 2008
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Fuck Boy

A stupid boy that plays with your feelings and gets your hopes up and tells you he loves you but in reality he is a pathetic boy who has a girl friend and doesn't really care about your feelings at all .. But to him, you're the hoe
by 090sm March 17, 2015
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