iphone 2

Basically ur mum goes to stormzy and says"peng tings on my watsapp and my iphone 2"

Fam I got iPhone 2

by Mad help March 16, 2017

2 latte twittee

1. An attention seeking whore who retweets sexual gif's and spells all of her tweets wrong so that she can have a small conversation with the person who is dumb enough to fall for her trick and correct her
2. Any bitch that asks for Starbucks over twitter

Jennifer is such a 2 latte twittee

by Vin¢ April 28, 2016

2 seamer

Another word for finger

Bill " did you fuck her?"
John " nah I just threw her the 2 seamer"

by Mole49850 September 14, 2016

2 dollar argument

When you have an irrational argument over something miniscule and then realize how pointless it was afterwards.

"Did I really just argue over how to dab correctly? That was such a 2 dollar argument.."

by Jarl Memesupremeson September 3, 2016

she's a 2 beers

It's how many beers you need to drink
To fuck a girl because she's not that beautiful.

-look that girl !
-yeah she's a 2 beers!

by icantbilive August 5, 2016

Hairy 2 yr old

Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.

"Look at that kid, he's got more pubes than me (50 yr old single male). He's a hairy 2 yr old lol

by Furious gorilla101 July 26, 2016

Give yourself 2

When your friend says something stupid and he loses in a verbal fight

Sagid: did you know that chickens lay eggs?
Me: give yourself 2 for dat

by Young metro don't trust you July 19, 2016