the time some asshole who has either:
A) hooked up with girl/guy
B) had sex with girl/guy
says that you should be patience and that it will happen to you. Most likely the person giving this advice is either a slut, whore, or man-whore
The one who is given this advice is usually a creepy stalker or just a scary clown head
A) hooked up with girl/guy
B) had sex with girl/guy
says that you should be patience and that it will happen to you. Most likely the person giving this advice is either a slut, whore, or man-whore
The one who is given this advice is usually a creepy stalker or just a scary clown head
Erikk: Dude I have never hooked up with a girl
man-whore: don't worry dude, I have, so give it time
Erikk: when will it happen
man-whore: when you get some friends and grow a ball sack
Erikk: when will that be
man-whore:shut up you stupid weirdo
man-whore: don't worry dude, I have, so give it time
Erikk: when will it happen
man-whore: when you get some friends and grow a ball sack
Erikk: when will that be
man-whore:shut up you stupid weirdo
by emoyankee July 06, 2008
Sex Gods.
Walking, living breathing humans who are semi God-like. They are sort of like vampires because they entrance you with their ways and their voices. You will never want to not listen to their music. They're beautiful creatures.
Walking, living breathing humans who are semi God-like. They are sort of like vampires because they entrance you with their ways and their voices. You will never want to not listen to their music. They're beautiful creatures.
Person A: Who's that?!?! They're amazing!!!
Person B: That's All Time Low. And yes, yes they are.
Person A: I think I'm in love. <3____________<3
Person B: That's All Time Low. And yes, yes they are.
Person A: I think I'm in love. <3____________<3
by harryputter June 22, 2011
by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006
The act of looking to get laid at closing time at the local dive bar. It refers to there typically only being large & drunk women available, & a plank needing to be tied to your ass to keep from falling in to the big girls vagina. The short form is planking.
Yo!! Did you guys see Bill today? He was really desperate & out planking at closing time at The Dirty Dive Bar. The last time I saw him he had hooked up with a Big Bertha. Hope he makes it home from his planking expedition unscathed.
by Ehud Avni July 07, 2011
A band from Maryland that girls from about 11-15 years of age obese over. They combine emo with forms pop-punk and wear neon colored skinny jeans and related items. Some lower-level human beings that actually listen to this classify it as "pop-punk" but it's really not. Some (good) pop-punk bands include : Set Your Goals, Four Year Strong, and even Blink-182. If you ever see a girl in high school that still think this band is "supa sexy," she might have a mental condition.
Maybe about 80-100% of the articles below that are justifying this band are written by confused female teenagers.
Maybe about 80-100% of the articles below that are justifying this band are written by confused female teenagers.
by MATTVEIGHSKI April 30, 2010
The moment at work when you look up at the clock, only to be disapointed to learn that it is still much earlier than you thought.
Tom's stomach rumbled so he looked up at the clock, but he had stumbled upon a time bomb; it was only 10:30.
by crookedrose May 31, 2008
by Side boob January 30, 2009